We've decided to add a new component to our blog: movie reviews of films on Netflix! Netflix subscribers make up a bulk of our film-saavy audience and let's be honest, not everyone can make it to the theaters every week. So, for those of you deciding on what to watch in the comfort of your own home tonight, keep a lookout for some Netflix recommendations! They will be categorized in their own section, and we'll focus on reviewing movies that are popular on Netflix/Twitter. Feel free to leave feedback regarding this idea--thumbs up/thumbs down? Also, suggestions for which movies to review are very much welcome!
The Hangover Part III (2013) Director Todd Phillips (The Hangover, Starsky & Hutch, Old School) Cast Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis, Ken Jeong, Justin Bartha Twitter-fied Plot Summary The Wolfpack returns for the third and final time after the death of Alan's father. What they believe to be a short road trip for Alan ends up being a frantic search for an old acquaintance when they are abruptly stopped by thugs. Review Byte Phillips takes a different route with this installment to avoid re-hashed jokes. What follows is just a poor attempt to continue a overworked franchise that should have ended two movies ago. It didn't have the seamless effort witnessed in the first 'Hangover' movie. At best, this was just a barely comedic adventure flick with familiar faces, nothing more. Raves
Better than the second film of this trilogy due to its fresh approach
Appropriate storyline for those interested in simply watching continued shenanigans by the Wolfpack
A nifty, nostalgic scene at the end
Rants
Disappointing attempts at unfunny jokes
Entire series felt like a "one-hit wonder" that just didn't know when to quit
Relied too much on Galifianakis' character for laughs
Fun Fact Stay for the post-credits scene, the only scene of the film that employs the signature "Hangover" style. Final Consensus
Easily skippable, but if you're eager to watch this, wait for the DVD release and dive in with low expectations.
Justin Lin (Fast & Furious, Tokyo Drift, Fast Five)
Cast
Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Dwayne Johnson, Michelle Rodriguez, Luke Evans
Twitter-fied Plot Summary
In this sixth installment of a blockbuster franchise, Hobbs approaches Dom Toretto with a job which requires re-assembling the old crew to take down a team of mercenaries in return of pardons and a chance to reunite with an old friend.
Review Byte
You walk into the movie expecting fast cars, cheesy one-liners, and amplified action sequences...you walk out with just that. This flick is well-aware of the kind of entertainment it's meant to be and doesn't fail to deliver just the kind of popcorn flick you expect to see...nothing more, nothing less. Yes, there are laughable moments in the movie that defy all forms of logic, but at this point it almost feels as if it comes with the franchise. Overall, this adrenaline-filled movie is no fine piece of film, but it doesn't pretend to be either. Raves
Follows the fresh, fast-paced attitude of Fast Five
Embraces its mindless amusement
The purpose of this franchise in the first place: fast cars and street races
Gina Carano's fight scenes
Post-credits scene (arguably, the best part of the movie)
Rants
Absurd action sequences that ignore all laws of physics, gravity, etc...
Almost non-existent acting
Laughably cheese-tastic lines
Longest. Runway. Ever.
Fun Fact Needless to say, stay for the post-credits scene. Final Consensus
A definite must-watch for Fast & Furious fans. Otherwise, watch if you're in the mood for action or else it may come off as too mindless.
Mark Wahlberg, Dwayne Johnson, Anthony Mackie, Tony Shalhoub, Ed Harris
Twitter-fied Plot Summary
A buff personal trainer hoping to attain the "American dream" recruits his gym buddies to pull off a kidnapping and extortion scheme. Chaos ensues.
Review Byte
If you walk into this with minimal prior knowledge of the movie, a lot will make sense when "Directed by: Michael Bay" flashes before your eyes at the end when you're sitting there wondering what you just endured. This movie truly depicts the kind of entertainer Bay is, and the only words that seem to come to mind are "cheap" and "excessive." The movie's ambitions to come off as a dark comedy is evident, however it felt too mindless than comedic, and too off-putting than dark.
Raves
Quite the interesting subject matter (you'll find yourself periodically asking in reassurance if this is all really based on a true story)
Seemingly never-ending twists and unexpected moments
Sprinkles of irony here and there
Dwayne Johnson's amusing portrayal of a gentle giant
Rants
Poor attempts at finding humor in an otherwise heinous story of a true crime seems downright insensitive at times
You will feel your IQ levels drop as the story progresses (this may have been done intentionally?)
Michael Bay's signature style of shallow amplification with very little payoff is just too blatant
Fun Fact
In order to prepare for their roles, Wahlberg and Johnson altered their diets to include a combined number of about 17 meals per day.
Final Consensus
Only watch this movie after it gets released on DVD...or better yet, just skip it altogether.
Shane Black (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, writer of Lethal Weapon franchise)
Cast
Robert Downey Jr., Gwyneth Paltrow, Don Cheadle, Guy Pearce, Jon Favreau, Ben Kingsley
Twitter-fied Plot Summary
This installment has Tony Stark facing his past with the threat of an international terrorist while battling an identity crisis after the events that took place in New York.
Review Byte
Though a fun, action-filled flick with enough entertainment for the whole family, it lacks the usual stylish demeanor of the past films in the 'Iron Man' franchise. Iron Man 3 tackles a new, mature theme of self-discovery with Tony Stark questioning his identity outside of his suit. While it's an interesting and refreshing premise, it was poorly explored and executed. This chapter in the Iron Man series essentially comes off as simply a filler movie while we wait for the release of Avengers 2.
Raves
Well-presented performances by key actors (specifically RDJ and Sir Kingsley)
Properly executed delivery of comedic lines and scenes
'The Mandarin'
Rants
Plot not necessary to drive the progression of the 'Iron Man' series
Lacks usual zeal that was present in the first and second Iron Man, which were both directed by Jon Favreau
Absence of a kick-ass soundtrack (also presumably due to the change in director)
Fun Fact
Be sure to sit through the credits to catch the post-credit scene which features a familiar face.
Final Consensus
While skipping this wouldn't hinder your understanding of the 'Iron Man' storyline, it's a good popcorn flick to watch with the family or a group of friends.
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